Mai 22nd, 2013
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
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Hobbits have been living and farming in the four farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years, quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the big folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count, Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors nor counted among the very wise. In fact it has been remarked by some that Hobbits’ only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipe weed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace, and quiet, and good tilled earth. For Hobbits share a love of things that grow. And yes no doubt to others our way seems quaint. But today of all days, it is brought home to me. It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.
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imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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I love how he manages to give his little brother a smile, even in the most hopeless of situations.
ok but the third gif. that’s exactly how dean helped sam when he was hallucinating and seeing lucifer.
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
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